24, Feb 2012 0 notes
  1. …wait but actually. Cîroc and Rose to follow.

    …wait but actually. Cîroc and Rose to follow.

    2. 06, Jan 2012 34207 notes
  2. maggiedreadful: fightinginfishnets: popularhistorian: kiragilisa: i… cant. Simple choice. Timelord. JEDI.  Wait, “be a hero” is very unspecific can’t you be a timelord AND a hero. ALSO, Jedi, defs. Well, I want to actually study, not fear for my life all the time I guess. The train ride is the only fun part. And that’s only sometimes. Also, I get seasick and I don’t believe in character trait segregation—so not PC. Not going to Hogwarts. No one’ll take me seriously in a beige robe. It is SO not my spirit color. Sigh. Not becoming a Jedi. I get mistaken for a Keebler elf. It’s so embarrassing. Besides, I keep on getting whiplash from doing dramatic turnarounds. That’s really all I do. It’s really cramping my style when I can’t even Whip My Hair to Willow Smith. Absolutely CANNOT be a hero. Um, I can’t afford to pay back this bike and I can’t afford to stay 10 forever. Sorry but I can’t be the very best like no one ever was. If I became a Power Ranger, would I be racist? No thanks, that’s awkward. Sensu beans make me gassy. Also, I don’t want to be like…TOO jacked, I want to be toned and lean. Not veiny and GROSS! UGH! Fuck Dragon Balls. I want a stable identity okay.  Regeneration MY ASS. I can’t have a super long dick one day, and have a shorter dick the next.  And HOW am I supposed to function when I’m afraid my main bitches are gonna legit die like now? Honestly, I’m just ONE of the Five W’s. When will I be THE ONLY ONE. Lame. Ta ta to WHO. #FictionalWorldProblems

    maggiedreadful:

    fightinginfishnets:

    popularhistorian:

    kiragilisa:

    i… cant.

    Simple choice. Timelord.

    JEDI. 

    Wait, “be a hero” is very unspecific can’t you be a timelord AND a hero.

    ALSO, Jedi, defs.

    Well, I want to actually study, not fear for my life all the time I guess. The train ride is the only fun part. And that’s only sometimes. Also, I get seasick and I don’t believe in character trait segregation—so not PC. Not going to Hogwarts.

    No one’ll take me seriously in a beige robe. It is SO not my spirit color. Sigh. Not becoming a Jedi.

    I get mistaken for a Keebler elf. It’s so embarrassing. Besides, I keep on getting whiplash from doing dramatic turnarounds. That’s really all I do. It’s really cramping my style when I can’t even Whip My Hair to Willow Smith. Absolutely CANNOT be a hero.

    Um, I can’t afford to pay back this bike and I can’t afford to stay 10 forever. Sorry but I can’t be the very best like no one ever was.

    If I became a Power Ranger, would I be racist? No thanks, that’s awkward.

    Sensu beans make me gassy. Also, I don’t want to be like…TOO jacked, I want to be toned and lean. Not veiny and GROSS! UGH! Fuck Dragon Balls.

    I want a stable identity okay.  Regeneration MY ASS. I can’t have a super long dick one day, and have a shorter dick the next.  And HOW am I supposed to function when I’m afraid my main bitches are gonna legit die like now? Honestly, I’m just ONE of the Five W’s. When will I be THE ONLY ONE. Lame. Ta ta to WHO.

    #FictionalWorldProblems

    (Source: tacocat-gifs)

    3. Source: maggiedreadful
    06, Jan 2012 9 notes

  3. where can i steal wine and cheese and those fancy multiple grain crackers

    acheiropoietos:

    who 
    can actually afford to do unpaid internships all summer 

    all the museums and galleries and research foundations don’t pay anything but these are my fields and i can’t afford to work in them this is not a good feeling 

    …wait, shouldn’t you take all of those jobs and just steal all their pieces?

    and proceed to hold fancy gallery parties in your basement?

    i mean…why else would they wave those unpaid internships in our college faces?

    4. Source: acheiropoietos
    02, Jan 2012 4 notes
  4. …wait, this isn’t what you meant by MOE?True story: When I first saw these posters in the city, I was confused/shocked/flustered at how mainstream the term “moe” had become without me knowing about it…but actually trololololo #nerdshame

    …wait, this isn’t what you meant by MOE?

    True story: When I first saw these posters in the city, I was confused/shocked/flustered at how mainstream the term “moe” had become without me knowing about it…but actually trololololo #nerdshame

    5. 31, Dec 2011 60 notes
  5. chicaqueenvixenstyle: I have a legit style crush on this box of corn dogs. Wear it don’t share it girls. Learn to love yourself. PLZ PLZ PLZ DIGG AND REBLOG. -Amir V. Blumes

    chicaqueenvixenstyle:

    I have a legit style crush on this box of corn dogs. Wear it don’t share it girls. Learn to love yourself. PLZ PLZ PLZ DIGG AND REBLOG.

    -Amir V. Blumes

    6. Source: chicaqueenvixenstyle
    30, Dec 2011 0 notes
  6. Negers in Berlin. …wait I don’t even know what that means.

    Negers in Berlin.

    …wait I don’t even know what that means.

    7. 02, Dec 2011 23 notes

  7. I just realized that Peeta + Katniss = Peeniss

    askdeanspenis:

    wait this made me forget what the entire trilogy was about.

    8. Source: carry-on-my-wayward-daughter-de
    28, Nov 2011 36 notes
  8. notoodont: pls i need this toy wat is is called They’re called Nosy Bears.

    notoodont:

    pls i need this toy wat is is called

    They’re called Nosy Bears.

    (Source: thepinkqueen)

    9. Source: notoodont
    21, Nov 2011 2059 notes

  9. thefrogman:

    “Ummmm… Robin? What are you doing?”

    10. Source: thefrogman
    02, Nov 2011 13714 notes

  10. maggiedreadful:

    brain-food:

    Hello most perfect photoset in the entire world. 

    Ood dance!

    Wait…last row, middle gif. Now THAT’S the one I wanna watch…DR. (W)HOOD.

    (Source: lawyerupasshole)

    11. Source: maggiedreadful
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